The Miracle of Life

David Copperfield is planning to impregnate a woman live on stage. No reports yet on whether or not they’ll use a laugh track.

Seriously, though, how is it that this event sounds completely boring:

“Illusionist DAVID COPPERFIELD is planning to go one better than rival DAVID BLAINE by impregnating a woman live onstage. The magician will carry out the stunt in Germany, without - he insists - even touching the volunteer. Copperfield tells PageSix.com, ‘There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I’m going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex. Everybody will be happy about it, but I’m not telling you any more.’”

Oh, right. Naturally there will be no sex.

Lifted from Contact Music.

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