lip service

Behold, the totally offensive, “pop art inspired” Kisses urinal. I’m sure the manufacturers of this product feel it is “sexy” and “irreverent.” Personally, I feel it to be neither. I mean, sure, consenting adults, blah blah, but a urinal that screams “let’s piss in some woman’s mouth!” is a horse of a different color.
Personally, I prefer the Mae West’s Lips sofa or that great ’80s holdover, the hot lips phone.