At least they’re not going on tour

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Amy Fisher and Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco are planning a television reunion. I understand why Amy Fisher (who’s penned a tell-all biography) is signing on. I marginally understand why Joey is signing on. But Mary Jo? You know, after my husband’s teenage mistress shot me in the head, paralyzing me for life, I’d totally want to be in an awkward television reunion with her and my now-ex husband fifteen years later. Oh, wait, no I wouldn’t.

The Long Island Lolita, now in her thirties, is married with children. The Buttafuocos are now divorced, and the mister has remarried. Apparently no network has purchased the reunion yet, but twenty bucks says it winds up on FOX.

Even more lurid details availailable here.

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