I got stoned and I missed it

I feel fairly confident that Fritoy-Lay employs stoned drop-outs to engineer their products. There really can’t be any other explanation for things like Wasabi Funyuns or Munchies (and Munchies’ close snack brother, Flaming Hot Munchies). Does a product named Munchies even necessitate commentary?

Frito-Lay is also responsible for Oh Boy! Oberto Meat Snacks. Incidentally, singer-songwriter Max Stalling worked at Frito-Lay prior to 9/11, but decided to pursue his music career full-time after observing the national tragedy — one of those, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life” moves. For the record, he makes really sweet Texas country with a strong folk sensibility.

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