love is patient, kind, and wants in your pants
The average man on the street romantic would have you believe that there’s someone for everyone. The average man on the street fetishist would have you believe that everyone is wanted by someone. That second prospect seems a bit more believable.
And, there’s a t-shirt celebrating all that kinky potential from Non-Zero Chance. I really like the suggestion that you, “Buy if for the person you want.” Aww…that’s so sweet.
Besides, those hot high heels couldn’t do a damn thing with a t-shirt anyhow.