Cameron Diaz weighs in on God
Extra-special-Vicodin-fueled-edition:
Cameron Diaz blames tendency of older men’s testicles to droop on divine intervention:
“…you know how girls, as you get older, your boobs sag? Well, as men get older, their balls hang lower. It’s called SBH: Senior Ball Hang. I think that’s God’s way of making sure guys get to feel insecure too.”
I mean, really people, this shit just writes itself. Which is perfect, since my post-operative painkillers came with the warning that I shouldn’t make any important decisions. Guess I’ll hold off on you know, getting a haircut or a real job or something.