good vibrations
Gillette has entered into the “products for her which vibrate unnecessarily, or perhaps, suggestively” market with the Venus Vibrance, a pink plastic razor that emits “Soothing Vibrations.” Apparently, these “Soothing Vibrations” instantly reveal “more radiant skin.”
Radiant skin sounds like what some of us might call “a glow.”
Unfortunately, the presence of razors may keep the Venus Vibrance from joining the ranks of other vibrating classics, like the Waterpik, the Conair Touch ‘N Tone and the infamous Squiggle Wiggle Writer (which urban legend suggests was banned from numerous girls schools).