The Hoff is on the loose
David Hasselhoff got his ass taken out of Wimbledom for parading around sloppy drunk and totally annoying. While that’s mildly amusing, what makes the story hilarious is that he was saying things like, “Do you know who I am? I’m the Hoff.”
I remember reading that Sammy Hagar’s answering machine says something to the effect of, “Hi, you’ve reached the Red Rocker, and I’m not available to take your call.” Now, seeing as how drunken Hasselhoff seems to have similar bravado, can’t you just imagine his answering machine?
“Hi, you’ve reached the Hoff. I’m huge in Germany, so I’m way too important to take your call right now.”